Sparks and (Mis) firings

One thing accurately depicted in BMG scenes in all films is the awkward silence broken by patronising relatives... Dumbo Smiley BMG was no different - In the living room, both asked each other questions that would shame the most boring HR manager. Which college, what subjects, what percentage, everything was fair game till all people sitting around were sick of yawning. Off you two go into a room and dont come out till you have made up your mind, went the poite order... Dumbo looked at Smiley once again, she was still smiling, god knows why. Lets go? he asked, more smiles, ok no problem, lightly she said as if he had asked her for a cup of tea.
May be there is some spark after all, he thought hopefully not leading to short circuit.
So tommorrow is your birthday? he asked. Yes and day after tommorrow is my brother's and tommorrow is my uncles' she said. gosh I didn't ask for your family's horoscope, he said to himself. Actually my brother would also have had my birthday, but the my mother told the doctor who was to operate on my mother... blah blah blah she continued... He gasped in amazement and maybe for the first time Smiley realised that she had fired a bit too much for the first time. But if she was thinking that Dumbo could not see it... she was living up to the name he had already given her... a Pepsodent Smiley.